Holiday In Rental Thailand

Can anyone tell me how much money i need for a 2 week trip to Thailand (Bangkok/Pattaya)?
After a lot of research I still can’t accurately figure out how much i need for my 2 week holiday in Bangkok/Pattaya.
How much would i need for each day if i spend on the following;
- Lunch + Dinner + 5 to 8 beers.
- average room cost per night.
- average bar fine for go go girl
- fee for go go girl (long/overnight stay – including tip).
- Transportation cost – rental bike/rickshaw etc.
- anything else you can suggest.
I would appreciate if you took this question seriously and didn’t call me a pervert. I m a young man going on holiday and want to have some fun!!!!
Lunch 50-2000 baht depending on appetite
Dinner 50-2000 baht depending on appetite
Beers, 90 – 120 baht per bottle
Room cost per night 600 baht on up.
Bar fines in Bangkok are 300 to 600 baht
Cost for go-go girl, negotiate it may range from 1000 – 2000 baht short-time, Overnight add 500 – 1000 baht as budget
Tips, up to you but, remember you already paid her directly. You might ante up for 200 baht for a taxi.
Transportation, depends on where you stay. Most cab rides cost around 100 baht each way or more depending on where you go. If you are in Bangkok the skytrain costs up to 50 baht each way.
http://www.bangkokbargirls.info/faqs.asp
The above website is real good at explaining about bar girls and massage girls and ladyboys. And what to pay and which have the better looking women etc.
http://bangkoktonite.com/tips/cost_in_bangkok.shtml
The above link gives an idea of what you will spend there.
http://bangkoktonite.com/tips/cost_of_night_out.shtml
Here’s a worksheet for a night out. hahaha
http://bangkoktonite.com/tips/first_time_in_bangkok.shtml
Here’s some tips about your first time in Bangkok.
http://bangkoktonite.com/tips/
Check out the site at www.bangkok2night.com
Prices are comparable in Pattaya and here’s the website for things in Pattaya www.a2zpattaya.com, sorry the one for bangkok is not quite as useful.
Try www.asiarooms.com for hotel prices.
Figure on drinking water along with that beer. Stick with the go-go girls or massage girls. Freelancers can be dangerous.
Allow the hotel management to “register” your friend at the front door. The 800 baht cost is worth it for your safety. If you are going with a friend make sure you know where each other is.
To get around the 800 baht and scrutiny I used my ex-girlfriends name and told them she was meeting me later.
You end up paying for a room for 2 which is cheaper than paying 800 baht each time you take someone upstairs with me. The difference is less than USD 10 per day and you will get a breakfast script for her if she is still there.
If you want an alternative discussion about Thai women which I think is important to read:
http://www.thailandguru.com/thai-girlfriends-ladies-women-prostitutes.html
It brings everything into perspective about thailand.
Good luck from a not so young man, having done it before
Enjoy it. Just be safe, HIV is still around.
Holiday condo apartment rental Jomtien Pattaya. Beach views